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Re: Re: OT: "Gissa a Job!" & Location


  • To: ukha_d@xxxxxxx
  • Subject: Re: Re: OT: "Gissa a Job!" & Location
  • From: john.benfield@xxxxxxx
  • Date: Fri, 19 Oct 2001 16:21:57 +0100
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> >A nameless friend of mine once wrote a covering letter along these
lines:
> >
> >"I want to work for you because you will pay me more money
& I hope
treat
>
> me
>
> >better than my current employer"
> >
> >"With more money my girlfriend will move in with me &
I'll be able to
have
> >more sex"
>
> By the way, did you get the job ? ;-)

Getting really base, one of my wife's sisters (honest), who is not the
brightest of their family caught a little "disease" from her
boyfriend. Not
being the best with English, she went to the doctor and rather than explain
the situation in delicate terms, just blerted out "I've got an itchy
c***".
I still can't believe she told us the story!









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