RE: Very off-topic!

["Steve Morgan" <wormpurple@xxxxxxx>]

Oi loik Lansons Black Label, oi do (oi'm a relatively cheap date).

I've found that the best way to drink it is as follows:

1. Take the ice cream bowl for one's ice cream maker from the freezer.
2. Fill with water and put back in the freezer for an hour or so. This
makes
a nice ice-bowl.
3. Fill with Champagne
4. Add a handful of strawberries
5. Take two drinking straws
6. Place one a tray in the middle of the carpet
7. Share with partner of choice.

There's are potentially other steps following 7, but these depend on
how
quickly your partner of choice gets pissed.

We don't have a casual dress code at work, but I dress like a sack of
s**t,
anyway. Nobody complains too much, 'cos I do what I do rather well.
They'll
get used to my little 'idiosyncracies'[1].

[1] ...he says, warming the branding iron up in the fire[2]
[2] Name that quote?

Steve

> -----Original Message-----
> From: mark_harrison_uk1 [mailto:Mark.Harrison@xxxxxxx]
> Sent: 08 April 2002 13:40
> To: ukha_d@xxxxxxx
> Subject: [ukha_d] Very off-topic!
>
>
> Hi all,
>
> I have massively had the P*ss taken out of me at work because of
my
> clothes. I was wearing jeans a rugby shirt, which is OK, but the
> reason for the piss-take was that the rugby shirt was a Veuve
Cliquot
> (the champagne manufacturer) one, and everyone thought this too
posh..
>
> Clearly, I'm working with a load of uncultured oiks ;-)
>
> So, and in the light of my eMail server being off-line, some
> questions:
>
> - Do UKHAers drink champagne (if so, which brand)?
> - Do UKHAers have a casual dress code at work?
> - (and if so, would you wear such a garment?) :-)
>
> Regards,
>
> Mark

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