Fw: OT, but the last is relevant to Gareth :-)

["Gareth Cook/UK/IBM" <gcook@xxxxxxx>]

Bit harsh ....

You'll be questioning my family
next

G.

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"BUTLER, Tony, FM" <tony.butler@xxxxxxx>
Today 13:38

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Subject: .	[ukha_d] OT, but the last is relevant to Gareth :-) .
Category:

> SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT
>
> 1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
>
> 2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
>
> 3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
>
> 4. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
>
> 5. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
>
> 6. Why is a boxing ring square?
>
> 7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of coffin?
>
> 8. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
>
> 9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
>
> 10.Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?
>
> 11.Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn
> down the radio?
>
> 12.Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid
> made with real lemons?
>
> 13.Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
>
> 14.Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
>
> 15.Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
>
> 16.Why isn't there a special name for the back of your knee?
>
> 17.Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?

...... and my own personal favorite:

    18. Why is Lotus Notes just a big pile crap?


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