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Re: Re: Sat on a Toilet Sensor ?



Now that I've wiped the tears from my eyes !!!

Maybe we are thinking about this the wrong way...

Instead of finding out if someone had 2'ed instead of 1'ed by pressure
sensors - women (or slightly tipsy blokes) are going to throw the system...

Why not put a 'rotation sensor' on the toilet roll?? on the basis that
someone is not going to be pulling yards of toilet paper when just
mopping up from a 'p' - you get the idea??

To coin a phrase from StarTrek - 'There's Klingon's on the starboard
bow...'

;-)
Wayne.

Martin Howell wrote:
> Hmmm, I met a guy years ago - a pilot for south african
> airways - who told me they had this system on all the
> planes.  He had been on flight where a _very_ fat lady had
> sat down and completely sealed the bowl with her bum and in
> a short space of time the vacuum in the bowl had welded her
> to the thunder box.  Took around 4 people wedged in that
> small space to pull her off, helped by the pilot thrusting
> his hand between her thighs to release the vacuum.  Doesn't
> bear thinking about.:-
>
> Martin
>
>




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