Welcome t the revolution, comrades

[Mark Harrison <Mark.Harrison@xxxxxxx>]

Comrades,

As you will be aware, progressive elements working for the Peoples' Home
Automation Front acted this morning t  remove the decadent capitalist
www.automatedhome.co.uk from the peoples' Internet.

We will, in the next few minutes, wield control of the administrator
passwords for the eGroups list from Mark McCall, enemy of the people and
capitalist supremo, and be imposing a gloriuous new order.

Capitalist running dogs Keith "I sell things" Doxey and Phil
"I encourage
people t  buy things" Harris will be removed from the list, thus
keeping the
list idealogically pure, and focussing on the pure Marxist Home Automation
principles, without allowing them t  be compromised by the Capitalist
ethic.

Graham Howe will continue his mission t  procure state secrets from the
evil
USA, and, if succesful in "mission DDAR" will be awarded the
title "hero of
the peoples' automation."

Black Firs is hithert  to be referred to as "the people's palace"
and is now
owned in commune by the people. Unfortunately, it will not be possible t
give open access for some while, but the People's representative (First
Secretary Mark Harrison) will be moving in on Saturday.

Paul Gordon will be shot.

Mark Harrison
Head of Systems, eKingfisher

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